Emily Dick | Professional Composure, Questionable Coffee | Kiss-Cut Sticker

Professional Composure. Questionable Coffee.

Some mornings require patience. Others require a second pot.

Meet Emily Dick, the impeccably mannered funeral director at Emily Dick & Son Funeral Curiosities, where maintaining professional dignity is a full-time occupation—and keeping the coffee drinkable is apparently nobody's responsibility.

With her signature raised eyebrow, steaming coffee mug, and ever-present appointment ledger, Emily is determined to remain composed no matter what extraordinary nonsense unfolds around her.

About This Sticker

Bring a little dry humor to your laptop, notebook, journal, workspace, or favorite collection of peculiar things.

This original character design features Emily in her Victorian-inspired attire, surrounded by ornate burgundy and gold detailing and her signature catchphrase.

Product Details

• 4" × 4" kiss-cut sticker
• White backing with a contoured, peel-away design
• Original Emily Dick puppet-character artwork
• Detailed, colorful design with gothic-inspired accents
• Made to order through our print-on-demand partner

A Thoughtful Gift For

• Funeral directors and mortuary professionals
• Funeral-home office staff and coworkers
• Coffee lovers with a dry sense of humor
• Gothic-comedy enthusiasts
• Anyone who maintains a professional smile despite questionable circumstances

Meet Emily Dick & Son

Emily, her son Edgar, and their wonderfully unpredictable Aunt Lenore star in an original gothic workplace comedy from 27K Publishing.

Follow their stories, meet the family, and discover a growing collection of character-inspired gifts.

Emily Dick & Son — A Tradition That Refuses to Die.

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